Stainless Steel Water Bottle — Denver Comedy Whores "Jokes. Seriously." Logo

The Comedy Doesn’t Clock In Collection

This collection is for standup comedians —
and the people who show up for them.

For comedians and comedy lovers who live the grind—this stainless steel water bottle keeps you hydrated through open mics, packed shows, and everything in between. Featuring the Denver Comedy Whores "Jokes. Seriously." logo, it's a badge of honor for anyone committed to the craft. Double-walled insulation keeps drinks cold or hot, while the durable design handles the wear of life on the comedy circuit. Carry it to the stage, the bar, the back room—wherever the work happens.

We're in the streets, the bars, the back rooms, the theaters, the side stages. We’re running jokes, chasing laughs, building sets, and keeping rooms alive. Sometimes we get paid. Sometimes we get drink tickets. Sometimes we do it for free because the work matters.

This isn’t a hobby.
It’s a calling with bad hours and great stories.

Wear it if you tell jokes.
Wear it if you support the scene.
Wear it if you believe live comedy deserves to exist.